Adult Costumes

Humorous costumes are all the rage this year!  You’ll see everything from cartoon characters to condom costumes. 

The top 10 adult funny costumes this year are:

1. Beer Fest Girl Costume – now that’s one ugly girl
2. Lost Dog Costume – have you seen my pup
3. Droopers Costume – an odd take on Hooters
4. Party Animal Costume – get ready to monkey around
5. Twister Costume – right hand red
6. Banana Flasher Costume - is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me
7. Inflatable Highlander Costume – that’s one big Scot
8. Super Mario Costume – classic gamer
9. Mr. Potato Head Deluxe Costume – variety of attachable plastic parts
10. Hot Dog Costume – don’t forget the mustard

 Get yours today.  It’s fun to make people laugh!

Every Halloween we see more and more, shall we say…crude costumes that fall along the line of humorous.  Now, when I say “crude, indecent, obscene, lewd” remember, it’s all in the eye of the beholder!

Funny costumes are just that – funny!  They make people laugh, which is exactly the point of a humorous costume.  And for some reason the raunchier the better!  Nothing is off limits!     

While women lean more toward buying costumes that make them look sexy, men lean more toward buying costumes simply for the shock value they give, especially college kids and young adults. 

For instance, two costumes that come to mind for men; the Beer Schlong Costume and the Lumber Jack Woodpecker Costume, pretty much give you the idea of what is supposed to shock you.  However, not only are the costumes funny but convenient as well.  In the Lumber Jack Woodpecker costume the long piece of wood “pecker” serves two purposes, (1) the intended purpose of making the man seem like he’s extremely well endowed, and (2) the wood unzips to hold two beverage cans.  The same with the Beer Schlong costume.   So you could say the costumes are both crude and a cooler!

Every year our neighborhood rents out the community center and throws a huge adult costume party the weekend before Halloween.  Since the holiday falls on Sunday this year, it worked out perfectly to have it Saturday night.  We’ve been going to it for a few years now and it’s always a lot of fun!

This year my husband and I decided to go as a pilot and flight attendant.  The twist is that I’ll be the pilot and he’ll be the flight attendant!  Since it is an adult only costume party the costumes can be a little sexy, a little raunchy and a lot of adult humor with the funnier costumes!  For my costume I went with the Mile High Captain costume.  It’s sexy and fun!  My husband is going to squeeze himself (I might have to get him some Spanx Shapewear) into the Flight Attendant costume.  I got him a pair of white knee-high boots that should top the outfit off perfectly.  Whether or not he’ll be able to walk in them is another question!

There are so many couple costumes to pick from.  If you’re thinking about going to a costume party with your significant other or maybe even a friend, here are some great ideas for you!

1. Toy Story – Woody and Buzz Lightyear
2. Sesame Street – Bert and Ernie
3. The Simpsons – Homer and Marge
4. The Spartan Cheerleaders from SNL - Craig and Ariana 
5. Popeye and Olive Oyl
6. Barbie and Ken
7. The Lone Ranger and Tonto
8. Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Have fun this Halloween with your friends!  Group and couples costumes make Halloween even more fun!

The movie Top Gun was released on to the big screen back in May of 1986 and is still one of my favorite movies to this day. Who can forget the hot bodies of fighter pilots Maverick, Goose, Iceman and Slider during that volleyball scene on the beach!

On top of all the action and adventure the movie was a love story between Tom Cruise (Maverick) and Kelly McGillis, who played the civilian flight instructor, Charlie.  The movie makes you laugh and cry and of course, it has a happy ending.

Maverick and Charlie would make a great couple costume for Halloween!  Any guy would look hot in the Top Gun Jumpsuit and you wouldn’t be a couple without the sexy flight dress for your significant other!

Game night was always big at our house when I was growing up. Every Friday or Saturday night, one of us would pick out a board game and we’d play it together as a family with my mom and dad.  As we got older, everyone was off doing their own things on the weekends so the family game nights slowly came to an end.  However, to this day I love board games and I’m glad that they were a part of my life growing up. 

In today’s world of gaming, we have the Internet, Xbox, Wii, Play Station…and not to mention all the other hand held games and IPhones, but I don’t care what anyone says, you cannot beat the old school board games!  They actually make you socialize face-to-face with the other players (which is a good thing), they’re portable and never need batteries and they cost next to nothing compared to an Xbox game!

Candyland and Chutes and Ladders were some of the first games I remember playing with my brothers and sisters.  The older we got Monopoly, Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit came into play and they are still so fun to play to this day!

How much fun would it be to go as one of your favorite Hasbro board games as a Halloween costume this year?  Everyone will love it!  Did you always want to be the banker when you played Monopoly?  Wanted to buy Boardwalk and Park Place?  Well now you can be have it all when you wear the Hasbro Monopoly Costume.  You can be Miss Moneybags Banker and win the game!

Ever thought about how cool it would be to be the “Candy Princess” of Candyland?  Check out the Candyland Costume!  You’ll be the talk of the Halloween costume party this year wearing one of these great Hasbro board game costumes!

Who hasn’t heard of Super Mario?  Unless you’ve been under a rock for the last 25 years, everyone knows Mario!  He’s Nintendo’s most recognizable mascot, has sold over 240 million video games and holds seven world records! 

This week according to Nintendo themselves, the game that put Mario on the map turns 25! Released on September 13, 1985, Super Mario Bros. quickly became the top-selling video game of all time, a title it would hold right up until last year when it was passed by Wii Sports.

This anniversary couldn’t have come at a better time of year!  With Halloween being only a month away, what better way to celebrate this silver anniversary than to wear a Super Mario Adult Costume!

This is a very popular question when deciding on what you want to be for Halloween.  The question of good or evil has been around for centuries, but the one time of year when it’s ok to pick evil over good (as far as costumes go) is of course, Halloween. 

Since the beginning of time, Halloween has centered around the evil and dark side of the holiday.  Horror and gothic costumes are a huge seller and will remain that way for a long time to come. 

Halloween is supposed to be spooky, so what better way to celebrate the holiday than by portraying evil himself…the devil!

Devil costumes are always popular at Halloween.  From trick-or-treaters to adult costume parties there will always be that sinister aspect of the one wearing horns and carrying a pitchfork.  

Halloween only comes around once a year, so have fun with its scarier side and choose evil over good!

If you’re one of those adults that just doesn’t want to grow up, then Halloween is the perfect holiday for you!  Since Halloween is a time for kids to be kids and adults to be kids, you might as well enjoy it.

Dressing up for Halloween isn’t just for kids anymore.  Every year more and more adults are buying costumes and heading out to Halloween parties, costume parties, bars and clubs and even trick-or-treating with their children.  By the way, younger kids love when their parents dress up for Halloween.  So if you’re planning on walking around the neighborhood with your kids or even if you’re staying at home base to give out candy, put on a costume – your children will love it!

Since the movie Toy Story 3 has come out, it’s once again brought attention to all the great toys we played with as kids.  I think I actually enjoyed the movie more than my daughter because I could relate to Mr and Mrs Potato Head, the bucket of soldiers and the slinky dog because they were toys I played with as a kid.

Those animated characters make for the perfect costumes for adults that want to take one day out of the year (Halloween) to not grow up!  How much fun would it be to go as a toy you and your friends played with as children? 

You could be one of the green army men or put on a Mr. Potato Head costume for all your friends to see.  Your friends would love it.  You’d be the talk of the party!

Contrary to popular belief not everyone is built like a supermodel!  Believe it or not the average American woman is 5’4″, weighs 140 lbs and wears a size 14 dress.  This so-called “ideal” woman that you see in magazines portrayed by models, Miss America, Barbie dolls, and some actresses is 5’7″, weighs 100 lbs and wears a size 6. 

Here’s another tidbit of information…one-third of all American women wear a size 16 or larger.  Sales in plus size costumes for Halloween have risen over the years so it’s always nice to know that there are stores online that carry a wide variety of great looking costumes for every shape and size!

Adultcostumes.net carries just that selection!  Men’s, women’s, sexy, humorous and horror costumes all in plus sizes.  The convenience of looking and ordering online in the comfort of your own home is second to none.

So this Halloween slip into that sexy Pirate Wrench Adult Costume or become Prince Charming for the night in a plus size costume!

Halloween for adults has really come around these past few years.  It’s so much fun throwing a costume party and seeing what crazy costumes your friends come up with. 

When it comes to humorous costumes, especially for guys it seems that anything that has to do with beer will work just fine.  Beer costumes come in every shape and size.  There’s Beer Man, Beer Keg, Beer Belly, Beer Mug, Beer Can, Beer Bottle and there’s even a Beer Pong Adult Costume!  How funny is that!?

And so the women don’t feel left out, there’s the Beer Garden Sexy Gretchen Adult Costume.  Believe me, this costume will have every guy at the party trying to get you to serve them beer! 

You’ll find a lot of beer costumes on college campuses during Halloween festivities!  There a lot of fun to wear and always the hit of the party!