Adult Costumes

Humorous costumes are all the rage this year!  You’ll see everything from cartoon characters to condom costumes. 

The top 10 adult funny costumes this year are:

1. Beer Fest Girl Costume – now that’s one ugly girl
2. Lost Dog Costume – have you seen my pup
3. Droopers Costume – an odd take on Hooters
4. Party Animal Costume – get ready to monkey around
5. Twister Costume – right hand red
6. Banana Flasher Costume - is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me
7. Inflatable Highlander Costume – that’s one big Scot
8. Super Mario Costume – classic gamer
9. Mr. Potato Head Deluxe Costume – variety of attachable plastic parts
10. Hot Dog Costume – don’t forget the mustard

 Get yours today.  It’s fun to make people laugh!

Every Halloween we see more and more, shall we say…crude costumes that fall along the line of humorous.  Now, when I say “crude, indecent, obscene, lewd” remember, it’s all in the eye of the beholder!

Funny costumes are just that – funny!  They make people laugh, which is exactly the point of a humorous costume.  And for some reason the raunchier the better!  Nothing is off limits!     

While women lean more toward buying costumes that make them look sexy, men lean more toward buying costumes simply for the shock value they give, especially college kids and young adults. 

For instance, two costumes that come to mind for men; the Beer Schlong Costume and the Lumber Jack Woodpecker Costume, pretty much give you the idea of what is supposed to shock you.  However, not only are the costumes funny but convenient as well.  In the Lumber Jack Woodpecker costume the long piece of wood “pecker” serves two purposes, (1) the intended purpose of making the man seem like he’s extremely well endowed, and (2) the wood unzips to hold two beverage cans.  The same with the Beer Schlong costume.   So you could say the costumes are both crude and a cooler!

Every year our neighborhood rents out the community center and throws a huge adult costume party the weekend before Halloween.  Since the holiday falls on Sunday this year, it worked out perfectly to have it Saturday night.  We’ve been going to it for a few years now and it’s always a lot of fun!

This year my husband and I decided to go as a pilot and flight attendant.  The twist is that I’ll be the pilot and he’ll be the flight attendant!  Since it is an adult only costume party the costumes can be a little sexy, a little raunchy and a lot of adult humor with the funnier costumes!  For my costume I went with the Mile High Captain costume.  It’s sexy and fun!  My husband is going to squeeze himself (I might have to get him some Spanx Shapewear) into the Flight Attendant costume.  I got him a pair of white knee-high boots that should top the outfit off perfectly.  Whether or not he’ll be able to walk in them is another question!

There are so many couple costumes to pick from.  If you’re thinking about going to a costume party with your significant other or maybe even a friend, here are some great ideas for you!

1. Toy Story – Woody and Buzz Lightyear
2. Sesame Street – Bert and Ernie
3. The Simpsons – Homer and Marge
4. The Spartan Cheerleaders from SNL - Craig and Ariana 
5. Popeye and Olive Oyl
6. Barbie and Ken
7. The Lone Ranger and Tonto
8. Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Have fun this Halloween with your friends!  Group and couples costumes make Halloween even more fun!

The movie Top Gun was released on to the big screen back in May of 1986 and is still one of my favorite movies to this day. Who can forget the hot bodies of fighter pilots Maverick, Goose, Iceman and Slider during that volleyball scene on the beach!

On top of all the action and adventure the movie was a love story between Tom Cruise (Maverick) and Kelly McGillis, who played the civilian flight instructor, Charlie.  The movie makes you laugh and cry and of course, it has a happy ending.

Maverick and Charlie would make a great couple costume for Halloween!  Any guy would look hot in the Top Gun Jumpsuit and you wouldn’t be a couple without the sexy flight dress for your significant other!